ouch...

If replacing a brand new tailight last week wasn't enough.....Saturday night I returned back to my car that had been parked at a friend of mines house for the night.....to find my window had been busted and a rock sitting between my console and the seat. Oh Boy was I heated, and still am! Who on God's green earth would do this? Was it a little cholo thinking he was going to get my gidgets and gadgets stuck on my windshield but ran once my alarm went off or does someone have hate for me? I can't think of anyone that would be so upset with me that they'd go this far. Or perhaps it was mean't for the one of the other three white G6's with blacked out windows in the area? Maybe the one whom lives a couple doors down from where I was parked? I have no idea but it honestly SUCKS...

MY BUCKET LIST

OKAY ASH....I TOOK YOUR CHALLENGE..AND HERE GOES IT

been on a cruise – nope, not quite yet
gone on a blind date – lol yah...I even had one staying at my house..yikes
skipped school – of course!!!
watched someone die – my Grandpa
been to Canada – a few times
been to mexico – yuppers
been to florida – yup a couple times
been on a plane – a heck of alot of them...all over the US
been lost – hmm maybe a couple times, but never with me driving!
been on the opposite side of the country – yup...
gone to Washington DC – yes, drove thru it, and had a lay over there once
Swam in the Ocean – yup...in all four corners: Maine, Florida, California and Washington oh yeh and Mexico
cried yourself to sleep – a few times
played cops and robbers –lol like ash said...we were cowboys and indians..
recently colored with crayons – yup with my mom in her sunday school class
sang karaoke – yup-at CHEERS (the original) in Boston and at a couple house parties
paid for a meals with coins only – lol who hasn't? 4 quarters make a Dollla!
done something you told yourself you wouldn’t – lol toooooo many things...
made prank phone calls – yeh when I was younger
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose – lol yup
caught a snowflake on your tongue –yupppers
danced in the rain – of course...love it
written a letter to santa clause – yessser
been kissed under the mistletoe – dont think I have
watched the sunrise or sunset with someone – yeh with quite a few different ppl
blown bubbles – oh yeh
gone ice skating – yes
gone roller skating – skating yes...thats what was up...
gone to the movies – uhh duh
own your favorite car –currently do
any nicknames? – Ky,Skweeks,Bucket and Blondie
ever been on tv – yup, I was interviewed and on the local news in Yakima..does that count?
ever steal any traffic sign – nope
ever been in a car accident – do fender benders count?

And now For My list: Things I would like to achieve or pursue before I leave this earth......

witness a murder
feed starving children in Africa and while I'm there might as well go on a Safari
drive cross country
go fishing in the Caribbeans
shop on Rodeo Drive and 5th Avenue
go surfing
drive a 18 wheeler arcoss the Blues.
own my own business
participate in a triathlon
help feed/clothe/and shelter the needy
drive from wa to alaska thru the yukon
travel the world
have more children and watch them growwww
become a great grandmother

What's the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Who was Sadie Hawkins?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up by straps?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have appeared?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

You Will Be Missed.....

I guess we all take for granite the love, loyalty, compassion and companionship that comes with a friend like SPUD. He was the type of friend whom was always there; waiting, watching and caring for you and just hoping you'd show the same in return. I regret the last few months I neglected him, acting like I didnt have the time to even pet him after a long day away. To think, thats all he had been waiting for- a familiar face to finally come home! He was old, gray haired and tired but that's not the way he left this life, and I really wish I knew what happened and could of helped....He truely was a great dog and a damn good friend!

Where's Mike Going??

Oh My heavens....sorry but I'm sure alot of you could careless about this but it's honestly something thats been on my mind......Is he ready for the Big Timers again, or did he get his work cut out for him in the pen? There's been alot of controversy over wheather he even should come back or not....I'm all game! Everyone makes mistakes...and he did his time so on to bigger and better things, right?............but the question is WHERE? Green Bay?Baltimore? Washington? Heck I've heard Buffalo is talking a contract but would they really consider taking on both him and T.O. together? If So it would be one heck of a season for the Bills!!! I'm pretty sure he's game for anyone willing to take him in...I guess we'll just have to wait and see....

DUMB laws...

Here are a few dumb laws I came across in a few of my favorite states.....

FLORIDA
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.........It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit........You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers..............Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.....You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.....It is considered an offense to shower naked....


GEORGIA
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.............On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM...........Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.......All citizens must own a rake........Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.......It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.....

WASHINGTON
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich........You cannot buy a mattress or meat on a sunday...............No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.........When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed...????....

TEXAS
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed..........It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing........It is illegal to sell one's eye.

MAINE
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack............It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in South Berwick(I've been to this specific DD).........After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up...

IDAHO
It's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds........You may not fish on a camel’s back, also in Boise its illegal to fish from a giraffes back........A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face in Pocatello......In Idaho Falls it is illegal for a 90 year old man to ride a bicycle.....

TENNESSEE
In Midway, it is illegal to wear socks with sandals...also men arn't aloud to wear sandals or their considered gay, If they get caught it is 10 days in jail and they dont get soap on a rope.......You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile..........No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.........Skunks may not be transported into the state..

I'm sure glad they arn't enforcing alot of these anymore.....I actually know a few of you who'd be in trouble..including myself!

We Hungry!!

OKAY...so abunch of friends and I decided to kick back at the lake and go boating, swimming and of course have a barbeque....we packed the cooler, towels, sunscreen and everything else thought of to make it a pleasant event....we just forgot ONE thing, the barbeque... yeh! And now after being out there for the entire afternoon- we got HUNGRY! We devoured the chips while on the boat thinking we were going to have some yummy food later. Well think again....We sat on the beach debating on which one of us was going to run to town and get some sandwiches or prehaps even ......yah we were "thinkin Arby's"...but instead we put our heads together and came up with this idea........ We used some napkins out of the truck and gathered sticks along the shore to make a fire.....we were just going to put a piece of meat on the end of a stick and act like we were roasting hot dogs but we found an old grill left behind by god knows who, how long ago...it all worked out and we were able to regain our strength to get knocked off the tube a few more times before going home.......