DUMB laws...

Here are a few dumb laws I came across in a few of my favorite states.....

FLORIDA
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.........It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit........You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers..............Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.....You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.....It is considered an offense to shower naked....


GEORGIA
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.............On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM...........Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.......All citizens must own a rake........Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.......It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.....

WASHINGTON
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich........You cannot buy a mattress or meat on a sunday...............No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.........When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed...????....

TEXAS
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed..........It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing........It is illegal to sell one's eye.

MAINE
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack............It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in South Berwick(I've been to this specific DD).........After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up...

IDAHO
It's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds........You may not fish on a camel’s back, also in Boise its illegal to fish from a giraffes back........A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face in Pocatello......In Idaho Falls it is illegal for a 90 year old man to ride a bicycle.....

TENNESSEE
In Midway, it is illegal to wear socks with sandals...also men arn't aloud to wear sandals or their considered gay, If they get caught it is 10 days in jail and they dont get soap on a rope.......You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile..........No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.........Skunks may not be transported into the state..

I'm sure glad they arn't enforcing alot of these anymore.....I actually know a few of you who'd be in trouble..including myself!