What's the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up by straps?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have appeared?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Wow, my head hurts! These are my two favorite!
ReplyDeleteWhy put a towel in the dirty clothes if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Thanks for the good laugh.